Miss April Advises: Con Stipation & the Case of the Missing PM
Dear Miss April, I was wondering if you could put your super sleuth skills or powers of divination to use. The Prime Minister seems to be missing. Not that I want to find him, unless it was under Joe...
View ArticleResolutely Resolved Resolutions to All, and a Happy New Year!
Thank you for another year of visiting us and glancing upon our humble words. In suitable tradition our annual list appears courtesy of the MOLAM contributors. Let us know if any are added to yours! 1....
View ArticleMiss April Advises: Herr Shute, shorts on men in a warming world
Hi there Miss April, This week has been terrible. 40plus degress every day. Im not blessed with Air Conditioning in my daily life. Normally I think it a crime, not unlike SUV’s, but this week I began...
View ArticleMiss April Advises: Big G – Tracy Emin and the Clap.
hey Miss A, You seem to know about this art caper. Ive been snogin on Tracy Emin for a coupla weeks. How long b4 I end up on a quilt or somethin? The dude needs props. yours Big G aka the clap Tracey...
View ArticleMiss April Advises: H – A Respected Friend
Hi April i will try to be quick. i kissed a guy who is in a relationship with someone else, and i told him i have a boyfriend too but its not serious… but i don’t. this guy happens to work with this...
View ArticleMiss April Advises: CF – My Boyfriend’s Fiance
Dear Miss April You probably read this a few times before… I need your precious advice, i’m friends with this sweet caring guy for a few months now, we both live and work in the same place and yes i’m...
View ArticleMiss April Advises: Friends With (Too Much) Trouble
Dear Miss April Its not exactly heart breaking, but it just wont get off my mind and i thought i need some advice im certain i will follow :-) im friends with this guy for a few months now and he...
View ArticleMiss April Advises: Fracking Frequent Fornicator
Dear Miss April, My problem is manifold. I have terrible gas & I cant find anyone to frack me. Who should i look to for relief? Yours {or maybe not} Frequent Fornicator Dear Frequent Fornicator...
View ArticleWe Are Resolved to have a Happy New Year!
Dearest Revellers, here we find ourselves again bidding farewell to one year and ringing in the new! Thank you for your warm visits and we hope you enjoy our authors’ annual compilation of deepest...
View ArticleNew Year’s Resolutions: Me, Me, Me!
Oh My Goodness, it is the last moment of the year when we can squeeze in those final drops of thoughts and words all about our dearest selves in the 2,015th Year of Our Lord. Let us not dwell on...
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